Q: What do you give a sick bird? A: Tweetment!
Q: What is black and white and black and white and black and white and...? A: A penguin falling down the stairs!
Q: When does a teacher carry birdseed? A: When there is a parrot-teacher conference!
Q: What kind of bird works at a construction site? A: The crane!
Q: Why does a flamingo lift up one leg? A: Because if it lifted both legs it would fall over!
Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter? A: Because it's too far to walk!
Q: What do you call a funny chicken? A: A comedi-hen
Q: Why do scientists think humming birds hum? A: Because they can't remember the words!
Q: Why do seagulls like to live by the sea? A: Because if they lived by the bay they would be bagels!
Q: What do you get when you cross a cat with a parrot? A: A carrot.
Q: Which bird is at every meal? A: The swallow.
Q: If a rooster lays an egg in a pool, would it sink or float? A: Neither – roosters don’t lay eggs.
Q: What happens when you tell a duck a funny joke? A: It quacks up.
Q: What does a chick become after she’s 10 days old? A: 11 days old.
Q: What key won’t open any doors? A: A turkey.