Q: What do you give a sick bird?   A: Tweetment!

Q: What is black and white and black and white and black and white and...?   A: A penguin falling down the stairs!

Q: When does a teacher carry birdseed?   A: When there is a parrot-teacher conference!

Q: What kind of bird works at a construction site?   A: The crane!

Q: Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?   A: Because if it lifted both legs it would fall over!

Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter?   A: Because it's too far to walk!

Q: What do you call a funny chicken?   A: A comedi-hen

Q: Why do scientists think humming birds hum?   A: Because they can't remember the words!

Q: Why do seagulls like to live by the sea?   A: Because if they lived by the bay they would be bagels!

Q: What do you get when you cross a cat with a parrot?   A: A carrot.

Q: Which bird is at every meal?   A: The swallow.

Q: If a rooster lays an egg in a pool, would it sink or float? A: Neither – roosters don’t lay eggs.

Q: What happens when you tell a duck a funny joke?   A: It quacks up.

Q: What does a chick become after she’s 10 days old?   A: 11 days old.

Q: What key won’t open any doors? A: A turkey.